Some of you will downright *despise* the dizzying storyboard jolts of this off-the-rails subgenre royal rumble. Remember when Jurassic Park couldn’t get zanier than a child gymnast twirl-kicking a velociraptor or the Indominus Rex getting triple teamed by other combat-ready dinosaurs? Fallen Kingdom makes the talking raptor dream sequence in Jurassic Park III look pedestrian by comparison. Colin Trevorrow and Derek Connolly’s screenplay is A-STOUND-ING-LY ludicrous. ![]() I’m sorry, did you think 2015’s Jurassic World jumped the proverbial Mosasaurus? Well, strap the *hell* in. Bayona’s rambunctious mashup of Cretaceous panic humor and gothic houses on dino-haunted hills – the more I respect a film that doesn’t care a lick about conformity and safety nets. The more I reflect on Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom – J.A.
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